WAKE UP!!!!!

I know someone out there must be reading some sort of book-type object! Now someone tell us about it!

I'll go first. I'm reading a book called Moo. And the title is designed so that a pig is saying it. The pig's name is Earl Butz. It's a crazy book, and it's been slow going getting through it. There are at least 10 main characters and each scene is hard to follow because each person presents their point of view without a way of easily telling who is doing the thinking. If I already have a headache, it's impossible to read more than a paragraph. I like it though, even though it's going to take me a month to read it.

There. Was that so hard?