Jokes:

Nebraska ones:
1: What's the best thing coming out of Nebraska?
---I-80
2: How come they let the Univ. of Nebraska cheerleaders out at half-time?
---So they can graze
3: What's the "N" on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?
---Knowledge.

Wyoming ones:
1: Wyoming, where the men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are scared.

Colorado ones:
1: If you don't ski don't bother.

IB Jokes: (A lot could apply to Soka)
1: IB, therefore I BS.
2: Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you get some sleep.
3: You heart beats in 7/8 time.
4: You and Reality file for divorce.
5: You can spell "Baccalaureate".
6: "Friends" and "fellow IBers" are interchangeable.
7: You go to bed at 3AM and think, "Oh, it's an early night!"
8: You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
9: It's okay to fail, so long as you are not alone.
10: I want to discover that all of the extra work I did to get the IB Diploma made absolutely no difference in my college admissions.
11: I feel masochistic.
12: You have a special "test writing sweater" that you wore to all the IB exams.
13: Your idea of impure thoughts is whether or not to copy math homework.
14: Your thesis for the Extended Essay is whether or not Bert and Ernie are gay.
15: Your alternate thesis for the Extended Essay is why IB jokes/checklists are so prolific and the amount of fact contained within them.
16: Your home becomes a "home away from home".
17: You think the meaning of life is: G = -RTlnK.
18: You envy the Borg.
19: The Borg envy you.
20: You wonder about things like what would happen if your car traveled at the speed of light and your turned your lights on.
21: "Burnout" isn't a strong enough word to describe you.
22: The word "ponder" sends you into spasms.
23: Everything you know about sex, you learned from the English reading list.
24: You worry about hyphens.
25: The words: "Oh my God! There's a triad in this poem!"

Umm, i could keep going. But maybe you laughed, maybe you didn't.